Menu
Phat. Honest. Slightly unhinged.
Full parity menu with real-ish prices. Add anything to the demo cart — free theater, zero charges. Actual food still comes from the truck window.
Sunday special callout
The Cover Shift — triple stack for pilgrims who showed up to a locked door. Find us across the street. Bring appetite and parental discretion.
Jump to sandwiches
*Calorie estimates are comedy-adjacent and not lab-certified. Demo cart never processes real payments. Not affiliated with any national chicken chain that closes on Sundays. Slim Chickens mentioned with competitive love and extra sauce.